the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
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i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
Wooper: Haha, bitches. Guess who’s getting out of this alive?
“we’re gonna fucking die”
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The chills you get when listening to music are caused by the release of dopamine in your body.
OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
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Currently me. >.>
art students before a final is due
Oh my god
I wonder if I could find just as many hilarious names in a phonebook.
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This is the saddest thing ever.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
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